This is Hoppy.

Hoppy is 19 years old and lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota, with his owner, 82-year-old Leo Noltimier. Hoppy is a criminal.
After attacking not one but two dogs, Hoppy has been labeled “potentially dangerous” by Minneapolis Animal Care and Control, one of only two cats to receive such a designation (in contrast, 140 dogs are possible lawbreakers.) He’s even had a search warrant out for him!
You can see video of Hoppy, looking a little bit scared and not very dangerous, here. It seems like the simple solution would just be to keep Hoppy indoors, but I guess that scenario hasn’t met with Hoppy’s approval.
Oh, and if you’re curious, the other “potentially dangerous” cat in Minneapolis is named Ralph. He is still at large.
(thanks to Dan for tipping me off to this story.)
you know that cat that can sense when someone is about to die? Hoppy is a cat that innately senses when somebody needs a beatdown. where’s HIS parade?
I like your way of thinking.